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rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

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ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

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creme-s:

q’d
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beckisbookshelf:

 July Book Photo Challenge: 13 - Bookshelves  - So out of order I can’t even deal.
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gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."
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prettybookish:

If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

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