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You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?


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do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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My desk
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In case you’re wondering where I disappeared to all night…



I made this damned bookmark for fun. :)


this is amazing and I want 20.

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"you can save people’s lives but you can’t save them from life"
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Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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lol school hasn’t even started yet and im already counting down the days til graduation

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New ‘If I Stay’ Promotional Photo
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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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I love the ‘I fucking love science’ facebook page because its such an aggressive title for a page that posts pictures of shoes made of bones
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